Sunday, February 04, 2007

Timepass...

A little cloudy day with the temperature hovering between a minimum of 3 and a maximum of 8 degrees. A perfect setting for sipping a ginger tea while watching a Chashme Buddoor or a Katha. Sadly, this 25 year old moron is sitting in his office supposedly giving support to some other teams in their testing. The fact that not a single representative of those teams have turned up till now to ask for support completes the misery. Mind you, it’s a Sunday!!

Welcome to the corporate world. The world in which you earn more than you deserve, you sleep less than you need, you save more than you think and in a nutshell, you live less than you wish. You will realise this when you miss the marriage of your close friends coz you are 4500 miles away from them.

(4th Feb. This is somebody’s anniversary in my family. Trying to recollect the couple’s name but failing. Murphy is playing with me again and I know as soon as the clock would strike 12 midnight and it would be 5th, I would have the names!)

Okie...4th Feb. Today I completed my 4 months stay in UK. Not comparing the life here with India, admittedly, its been easier here. Easier to the extent of being monotonous. Roads are so smooth and straight that you can actually finish a novel while driving before taking another turn. The gas cylinder would never finish at the odd time coz you have electric stove at your disposal. Even the trucks and buses would stop near the zebra crossing pleading you to cross the road first and there is no need to go to vegetable market after finishing you grocery shopping coz you have the ‘you-name-it-we-have-it stores’ like Sainsbury and TESCO!

Still the country is alien (no, I am not sympathising with Shilpa Shetty and I have not watched any of the Big Brother episodes). I mean, something is missing. Where is the excitement of penetrating the crowd all the way from platform 1 to platform 7 at Andheri station to catch 8:57 local? Where are those bumpy rides in Pune’s non existing roads? Where is the fun of running to neighbour’s house asking for the spare gas cylinder when yours is finished with half cooked curry on the burner? Where is the feeling of achievement when you bargain successfully and get kilo potatoes in Rs 9.50 instead of 10! What is the use of taste buds when you have all but tasty food in English restaurants! (My taste buds are all packed and locked in the drawer. Asking for the taste in English food is like demanding a six from Courtney Walsh).

All things are not bad either. Weather is something to die for. Although it’s a little fickle and too cold at times but personally I like winters no matter you are all packed with two sweaters and 3 jackets giving competition to Shammi Kapoor. And the place is just too beautiful to ignore. The folks are extra courteous and start the sentence with please and then stuff it with 253 sorrys and 562 thankus.

The analysis will continue…

13 comments:

  1. Life is comfortable to the extent of doing things your own self...what i missed the most in London was the comfort of having people doing things for you...the cook, the maid, someone coming to drop things whereas what I enjoyed was the no-shoving/pushing bus rides. The way the people respect others on the roads. In india its more dangerous to walk on the road than to be on the warfront! Otherwise the weather is to die for. A long drive with the windows rolled down in and around London is something i liked doing. Make the most of it!

    ReplyDelete
  2. so whats the final say - which one do you prefer?

    ReplyDelete
  3. man that was a GOOD post! funny n true! nice way to strt my morning! thnx man!

    my first comment here btw... found ur blog by chance! i blv today is gng to b serendipitous for me!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Hey,
    I guess this is my first comment to ur posts.U know, the best thing in ur posts is the way u present them. But i was lil disappointed with the last few posts coz of the topics u had selected. This one comes as a relief :).. yup, its a good one, after a long time i guess...
    Though u have not yet finished ur analysis, still i wud like to tell wot i wud have concluded if i was the author of the post. I find my country as the best place as it makes me feel "at home" with all my near n dear ones around, no matter how much comfort the foreign lands offer.
    Hey, i wanted to ask one thing. Y have u named the post as "timepass.."? Cud have chosen some other name i guess..

    ReplyDelete
  5. hahaha... i do miss the haggling of prices and the bus/train rides. most of all i miss the warm sunny weather of bombay and ocean and people and the atmosphere..
    chicago is wayyyy too cold for my taste right now. hope u have a good stay in the UK =)
    thanks for visiting my blog ..

    ReplyDelete
  6. @Anz..
    Spot on..the privilege of somebody doing things for u is really not here..and if it is, its pretty expensive!!

    ReplyDelete
  7. @Anks,
    Analysis is still underway. Not about my preference, just my views.

    ReplyDelete
  8. @Nadim,

    Welcome to my blog and thanks a lot for all the appreciation.

    ReplyDelete
  9. @Asha,
    Hmmm,so finally u commented. The title is timepass coz i wasactually passing time sitting idle in office when this post was written!!

    ReplyDelete
  10. @Chocolteluva,

    Thanks for ur comments and for visiting this place.Hope to see u here often..

    ReplyDelete
  11. hey Gaurav

    read this now only ... i liked this post of urs a lot ..& i was able to get the feeling behind it clearly ...
    India is home sweet home..it is as simple as that ..dont u think ?

    ReplyDelete