Laws of life...!!

Sorry, couldn’t write anything during these days…actually am too busy these days…this office is grinding me like anything for the past 4-5 days and I was working like a donkey even on Sunday..

Got some nice laws of life thru a fwd….so for the time being am just doing the cut paste job and posting this…enjoy…


Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'Brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than
the one you are in now.

Bell's Theorem :
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.

Willoughby's Law :
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Zadra's Law of Biomechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Breda's Rule :
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.

Owen's Law :
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Howden's Law :
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

Cheers...